There was a knock on Antonin Scalia’s office door. It was late—well past midnight—and he’d thought he was alone. “Come in,” he said, looking up from his well-thumbed copy of The Tempting of America. Suddenly Samuel Alito stood in the doorway. Alito’s face was flushed. His hands trembled. “Tony,” he said. “I can’t take it any more. The Constitution may not be living, but I- I am.”

There was a knock on Antonin Scalia’s office door. It was late—well past midnight—and he’d thought he was alone.

“Come in,” he said, looking up from his well-thumbed copy of The Tempting of America.

Suddenly Samuel Alito stood in the doorway. Alito’s face was flushed. His hands trembled. “Tony,” he said. “I can’t take it any more. The Constitution may not be living, but I- I am.”

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  1. jonimitzer reblogged this from maryphillipssandy and added:
    just cackled. P.S. please follow maryphillipssandy her blog is so wonderful.
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  3. the-lost-amazing-city reblogged this from untitledbychoice and added:
    OH MY GOD I CAN’T EVEN. I JUST. MY BRAIN!!!
  4. thepandabaker reblogged this from thebacklot and added:
    Stop it internet.
  5. untitledbychoice said: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON AND I HATE YOU. MOSTLY. OK NOT AT ALL. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
  6. aporeticelenchus reblogged this from untitledbychoice and added:
    OH GOD I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT UNTITLEDBYCHOICE’S PAIN RIGHT NOW SORRY I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON
  7. cowboy-killr said: Needs to be shipped
  8. moreorlesme reblogged this from thebacklot and added:
    OMG. OMG.
  9. bellatrixlovesredwine reblogged this from thebacklot and added:
    I’m totally gonna quote that to the next erection I see.
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  11. untitledbychoice reblogged this from thebacklot and added:
    TUMBLR WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
  12. dimpledhijinx reblogged this from thebacklot and added:
    Scalia is sassy enough that this works. I bet there’s some Ginsburg/Scalia hate!sex somewhere.
  13. my-keeee reblogged this from thebacklot and added:
    I love this and hate this at the same time!
  14. slashcolumn reblogged this from thebacklot and added:
    If this is wrong, then we don’t want to be right.
  15. wholeo9 reblogged this from thebacklot and added:
    Holy shit this is hilarious. And gross.
  16. thebacklot reblogged this from ryanhatesthis and added:
    This is about 9 steps too far for my brain. Get it out!
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