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Contrary to popular belief, 18 baby weasels will make you feel better about your day. Single moms are the problem. Nobody understands the economy. Beyonce. You are eating wrong. Older moms are the problem. Maybe she shouldn’t have worn that. Twitter foreign policy. Lena Dunham. Too much hype has ruined it. Brooklyn. Senator Twitter. Women with jobs are the problem. People have sex. Nobody pays writers. This meat product is over. This video. Do you remember the nineties? Women do not take responsibility for being the problem. Obama administration Twitter. Sensitive man-boy writes book. Brooklyn is ruined. Taylor Swift. We are reclaiming this word. It will kill you.

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