- Locker room lady: Excuse me. Are you an artist, by any chance?
- Me: I'm not.
- Lady: Really? You're not an artist?
- Me: Why, do I look like an artist you know?
- Lady: I just couldn't help but notice your tattoos, and I was thinking they looked like tattoos an artist would have. Does your work involve art?
- Me: Well, I mean- I work on the internet.